Cigarette Truck! I died and went to Semi Heaven.

This is an ad that is supposed to imply that cigarettes are filled with dangerous and deadly chemicals. Unfortunately all this does is make me think that trucks that look like cigarettes are wicked awesome. Instead of congress trying to regulate smoking we should spend our tax payer dollars to paint all trucks to look like this magnificent cigarette truck. If there was a truck painted like a lighter I would smoke all of cigarette truck with gusto. When this pony rolled down the streets I saw smokers everywhere setting world records in the 100 meter dash. Keep trucking and keep smoking. SMOKERS WANTED!