Cigarette Phone > iPhone

The new craze on town is the iPhone. Let's take a moment to forget the hype, take a 10 minute smoking break, get back to work, crunch the numbers, run the joke to long and revel in the majesty that is cigarette phone! The cigPhone will be the wave of the FUTURE! Gaze in awe:

"Ring ring"
"Hello?"
"Just cool and delicious flavor calling"
"Why I have not heard from you in years"
"That's because congress is trying to regulate me"
"Well, I love cigarettes and I dislike institutions with low approval ratings"
"Then you my friend made the right choice in voting for Cigarette Phone."
"cigPhone, I love you."
"Kiss me"
*click