Cigarette Phone > iPhone

The new craze on town is the iPhone. Let's take a moment to forget the hype, take a 10 minute smoking break, get back to work, crunch the numbers, run the joke to long and revel in the majesty that is cigarette phone! The cigPhone will be the wave of the FUTURE! Gaze in awe:

"Ring ring"
"Hello?"
"Just cool and delicious flavor calling"
"Why I have not heard from you in years"
"That's because congress is trying to regulate me"
"Well, I love cigarettes and I dislike institutions with low approval ratings"
"Then you my friend made the right choice in voting for Cigarette Phone."
"cigPhone, I love you."
"Kiss me"
*click

Great Kids Costume! My child is going to be the coolest kid on the block.

Can you see the posting theme of the evening? What is things that are not really cigarettes but look like cigarettes. Smokers everywhere rejoice! Finally a Halloween costume that will suit your needs. I give you, Cigarette Man, a super hero from the future where global warming and the negative impacts of smoking all proved false... or at least a future where people mind their own business and let people smoke in peace. The man the dragon born legend. Cigarette man:

It's like an M.C. Escher painting he is a cigarette smoking a cigarette. A heavenly man inside of heaven. Layers of delicious.

Things that are not cigarettes but look like them Night Rolls On!

Cigarette Truck! I died and went to Semi Heaven.

This is an ad that is supposed to imply that cigarettes are filled with dangerous and deadly chemicals. Unfortunately all this does is make me think that trucks that look like cigarettes are wicked awesome. Instead of congress trying to regulate smoking we should spend our tax payer dollars to paint all trucks to look like this magnificent cigarette truck. If there was a truck painted like a lighter I would smoke all of cigarette truck with gusto. When this pony rolled down the streets I saw smokers everywhere setting world records in the 100 meter dash. Keep trucking and keep smoking. SMOKERS WANTED!

Cigarette Hero

This man is an American national treasure. I hope his body is dipped in gold and with a cigarette always burning in his shining lips just like the Eternal Flame that watches over presidents. Thank you smoking champion, you dare devil of cool refreshing flavor. We salute you and your smoking feat. God bless America land of the free home of the brave. Smokers wanted! If this man and cigarettes are not cool then I do not know what is and I do not want to live in that world.