Everytime I light up, I say Fuck You to all non-smokers

To Everyone that is a non-smoker.

Every time we light our cigarettes, we are saying to you "FUCK YOU". All us smokers are. Yes, we all know that these things are most likely going to be the reason for our deaths. Fuck you. Yes, I know that my death sticks second hand smoke is probably going to take a few years off your life. Fuck you. Yes, I know that you cannot smoke in public places, basically anywhere anymore, but we are going to do it anyways until we get kicked out. Fuck you. Yes, I know that this tobacco rods are going to cause our teeth to become yellow, our skin to prematurely wrinkle, and going to make everything we own to have a weird smokey scent. Fuck you.

But, what I am basically saying to all you non-smokers that continually tell me how bad cigarettes are, and that they are going to kill. Tell me something I don't know.

And

Fuck You