Jesus had a baby and he named it Camel Crush

Guess what – Jesus had a baby and he named it Camel Crush.

That’s right folks the good lord and savior Jesus Christ cloned himself, without the use of stem cells nonetheless (it was a miracle). He then mated with his clone, who was also now a female and they had a baby. This baby was named Camel Crush Cigarette. Now the Camel Crush, in much the same fashion that the good lord looked like a regular man, the Camel Crush looks like a regular cigarette. Jesus looked like an ordinary carpenter, Camel Crush looks like an ordinary smoke.

But inside of both there is something holy, different and extraordinary. Jesus had the light of God shining inside of his core. Camel Crush has a cool orb of divine menthol. Jesus turned water into wine. Camel Crush turns an ordinary smoky cigarette into a cool menthol treat.

How it works. Jesus turned water into wine by waving his hands over the urn. Camel Crush turns plain into flavor by squeezing the filter.

How Jesus sacrificed his body to save man. The cool, minty menthol orb sacrifices itself for to save man’s pallet with delicious, delicious flavor.

Thank you Jesus for being brave enough to clone yourself and provide us with this child. Oh come all ye faithful, see the glory that is Camel Crush.

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Everytime I light up, I say Fuck You to all non-smokers

To Everyone that is a non-smoker.

Every time we light our cigarettes, we are saying to you "FUCK YOU". All us smokers are. Yes, we all know that these things are most likely going to be the reason for our deaths. Fuck you. Yes, I know that my death sticks second hand smoke is probably going to take a few years off your life. Fuck you. Yes, I know that you cannot smoke in public places, basically anywhere anymore, but we are going to do it anyways until we get kicked out. Fuck you. Yes, I know that this tobacco rods are going to cause our teeth to become yellow, our skin to prematurely wrinkle, and going to make everything we own to have a weird smokey scent. Fuck you.

But, what I am basically saying to all you non-smokers that continually tell me how bad cigarettes are, and that they are going to kill. Tell me something I don't know.

And

Fuck You

Watch out kids, when you light up you will need tap shoes to go with that cool smokey flavor