Vote Marlboro Man 2008

Are you an undecided Voter? Well even as the polls close down on the east coast the choice of your vote for this election and all other elections should be clear. Vote for the Marlboro Man. When you vote for the Marlboro Man you are voting for delicious smoky flavor that always picks you up and never lets you down. A vote for the Marlboro Man is a vote for traditional America, a vote for cloth covered wagons and a vote for a simpler time where a man, his horse and his trusty pack of cigarettes could relax under a clear starry night.

Yes the Marlboro man is against higher taxes, he is for social security and the protection of America is key, just look at that six shooter and lasso he is always carrying around. So, on this election day 2008 and on all subsequent elections, light up, take the drag, enjoy that rich, bold flavor that tastes of America, freedom and all that is right in this world and pull the lever for the Marlboro Man.