Senator Barack Obama and Ellen Degeneres love to smoke

They "try" to stop because of peer pressure. Remember kids never do anything because of peer pressure. Even if all your friends tell you to "stop smoking" you say "hey forget you guys, I am above peer pressure." Then take a long cool drag and puff on your favorite Camel brand.

Smokers Wanted! Barack Obama Welcome To the Team

Congratulation on your Inauguration to the highest office of President of the United States of America Barack Obama. You are now the 44th President of the United States and another SMOKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! That's right folks, Barack Obama, just like you, is an average smoking joe. Thank you smoking president for keeping the faith.

Vote Marlboro Man 2008

Are you an undecided Voter? Well even as the polls close down on the east coast the choice of your vote for this election and all other elections should be clear. Vote for the Marlboro Man. When you vote for the Marlboro Man you are voting for delicious smoky flavor that always picks you up and never lets you down. A vote for the Marlboro Man is a vote for traditional America, a vote for cloth covered wagons and a vote for a simpler time where a man, his horse and his trusty pack of cigarettes could relax under a clear starry night.

Yes the Marlboro man is against higher taxes, he is for social security and the protection of America is key, just look at that six shooter and lasso he is always carrying around. So, on this election day 2008 and on all subsequent elections, light up, take the drag, enjoy that rich, bold flavor that tastes of America, freedom and all that is right in this world and pull the lever for the Marlboro Man.

Jesus had a baby and he named it Camel Crush

Guess what – Jesus had a baby and he named it Camel Crush.

That’s right folks the good lord and savior Jesus Christ cloned himself, without the use of stem cells nonetheless (it was a miracle). He then mated with his clone, who was also now a female and they had a baby. This baby was named Camel Crush Cigarette. Now the Camel Crush, in much the same fashion that the good lord looked like a regular man, the Camel Crush looks like a regular cigarette. Jesus looked like an ordinary carpenter, Camel Crush looks like an ordinary smoke.

But inside of both there is something holy, different and extraordinary. Jesus had the light of God shining inside of his core. Camel Crush has a cool orb of divine menthol. Jesus turned water into wine. Camel Crush turns an ordinary smoky cigarette into a cool menthol treat.

How it works. Jesus turned water into wine by waving his hands over the urn. Camel Crush turns plain into flavor by squeezing the filter.

How Jesus sacrificed his body to save man. The cool, minty menthol orb sacrifices itself for to save man’s pallet with delicious, delicious flavor.

Thank you Jesus for being brave enough to clone yourself and provide us with this child. Oh come all ye faithful, see the glory that is Camel Crush.

The Best Cigarette

Billy Collins - Former US Poet Laureate lets me know why I love to smoke in a very fancy fashion. Thank you sir for your ode to the humble cigarettes.

Lucky Strike Cigarettes - the love to march and they love America

American and smoking have a relationship that dates back to the days of the founding fathers.

As well as a rich tradition in song "with his Corn Cob pipe and his button nose and two eyes made out of coal."

No corn cob pipe, no Frosty. No Lucky Strikes, no America.

Hookah Smoke Bubble - Impress College Kids

Anyone that says smoking is not cool has never seen this video. Kid makes a massive smoke bubble with some apple tobacco from his majestic hookah.